smallgay:

my rapper name would be 2 stressd

(Source: comupters, via communistbakery)

phleps:

theirye’re* 

(via retiredjesus)

livelovehep:

sunalwaysshining:

meladoodle:

what if guys came coffee… i’ll have one ejaculatte please

I just spit out my coffee

You’re supposed to swallow it

(Source: meladoodle, via communistbakery)

thecarvingwitch:

It’s about 20 degrees cooler in this shade

thecarvingwitch:

It’s about 20 degrees cooler in this shade

(Source: katara, via 3ghoul)

whvteves:

 
"I love you because no two snowflakes are alike, and it is possible, if you stand tippy-toe, to walk between the raindrops."

— Nikki Giovanni (via hqlines)

tears-in-the-tardis:

sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’

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but other times its ‘white person in an infomercial’


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(Source: taylorallisonswifts, via fake-mermaid)

slenclerman:

slenclerman:

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my milkshakes are safe
for now

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my milkshakes

(Source: clannyphantom, via getfoutched)

brogan-loves-demetria:

franklycats:

Whenever a guy sleeps with lots of girls he is a “player” but whenever I do it I’m a “lesbian”

I laughed to hard

(via fresh-princess-of-gallifrey)